God I love O.

My friend has a Corgi named Sherman. Because he has short little legs. Like a tank. Squeeeeeeee.

Oh did you need this?

All the women who work at the company are promo girls. They wear tight clothes and stand next to the alcohol that these douchebags are hawking.

Ew. My neighbor does sales for an alcohol distribution company, and his boss took his whole team to a strip club and bought them all lap dances for making numbers last month.

This is why I could never be a lawyer. Pardon me while I have a legally blonde moment, but I'd only be able to defend the clients who are innocent. Props to those who can, I just don't have the stomach for it.

No, I "deleted" it (as much so as you can delete a tweet) but I can't even remember the message. I think it was pretty harmless.

At an old job where I tweeted on behalf of the company I accidentally tweeted a personal tweet from the company's account in HootSuite. Not nearly to this scale though. I love this.

I would eat lobster any time of day, every day.

Yes, agree x25. I think I liked it less than I would have just because of the hype.

Dartmouth: Better than Notre Dame since 1769.

This is spot on. When it hurts so bad you can't handle it, hurting yourself physically is a temporary distraction. The good news is, so is running.

This pic of his sister put me over the edge. That and I was listening to Taylor Swift while reading this. Yeah, I just admitted that. Excuse me while I go bawl now.

The promise of warmer weather? Aren't you in Chicago? Because I've spent the last two days cursing the fact that my radiators are off.

I'm having a really shitty day, and those few bars from Boy Meets World almost made me shed a tear. I wish so badly that I could go back to the times when Friday meant TGIF.

I don't know if it's the saddest book I've ever read, but The Elegance of the Hedgehog made me bawl on a crowded subway on my way home from work one day. Such an incredible book. But the end...I lost my shit.

OMG trip back to middle school! Everybody's got cancer or something. God. Heartwrenching when you're 12.

Wait did you guys not read the article?

I just took that test and got a 94 on neuroticism. Awesome.

This happened a week ago, on an A330. They hid in the pilot's quarters, until someone realized they were there, and they had to turn around and go back to the airport and arrest them.