Let’s not panic until Jenny McCarthy weighs in on this topic.

Are you sure that's not one of those asshole pics?

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

Not to mention, who will replace him?

How about that white chick who thinks she’s black? That would be fun!

Except Kylie doesn’t have a darker skin tone. And I am pretty sure her demographic is white teenage girls. Also brown lipstick is a huge trend right now and it has nothing to do with it being a nude for people with darker skin tones, who have been wearing shades like this forever, before it became a huge trend.

Are they using a fucking sword to cut a cake?

She is so amazingly, eternally beautiful.

The body and face are so different now, but the mindless bullshit remains the same.

“Every time I’d go to the gym or go eat, every paparazzi would ask me questions and I would be like, ‘Hey, guys!’”

Translated: We’re desperately calling law firms, hoping we can find one that can cut our monetary damages as low as possible, and is scummy enough to destroy the integrity of a 12-year old girl without a second thought.

are investigating a possible case of excessive force

It always seems to come back around to my sex tape. Yes, a sex tape that was made 13 years ago. 13 YEARS AGO. Literally that lonnng ago. And people still want to talk about it?!?!

“Satan den of babykillers.”

Kim is stupid for even attempting to verbally spar with Bette Midler. Bette Midler will have Kim for breakfast and pick her teeth with Kim's spine.

Or maybe if you’re all 40, you just don’t name your friend group and call it a day.

How is it that Facebook friends have become the scum of the Earth?

Yeah, Dewey’s an interesting character. He insisted that women be admitted to The School of Library Economy—against the wishes of Columbia’s Board of Regents—and the first class to enroll included three men and 17 women. There was enough bad blood between him and the regents over this issue (and others), however, that…

I work in an academic library and feel that Dr. Hayden is a great nominees for Librarian of Congress. The Washington Post published a series of articles criticizing James Billington for his failure to adapt to new technologies and the LoC, most importantly the number of individual software and computer systems it has…

God, did I loooove the Little House books! I inhaled them all in a matter of weeks, and then re-read them a few more times.