C’mon, there is a 0% chance you would have made this post if that picture didn’t exist, right? I don’t want to be overly sensitive, but the dude is either dealing with serious mental issues, serious addiction issues, or a combination of the two.

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

You’d think that the same team that acquired a buttload of picks for the #2 pick (RGIII) a few years ago would know better than to make this move.

Yes. You get to take the helmet home!

SEASON 2 4GET!

The Lakers just can’t win. Either they get rejected or they don’t get rejected and DeAngelo Russell posts a goddamn video about it.

Do we get a lesbian vibe from an openly gay woman? Yeah, we kinda do.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

You get all the stars.

John, Paul, George, and Rondo.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

Woke up / got out of bed

You’d probably be better off watching the last 152 minutes of Tommy Morrison’s life.