Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.
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Except this is 100% new information. When the judge asked them to surrender their passport it was explicitly on the basis of conflicting accounts and not looking upset enough on CCTV after the fact. If the judge had said “don’t leave the country because we have a complaint against your behavior” from a business owner…
Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.…
What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.
John Hodgman should ABSOLUTELY be Trebek’s replacement on Jeopardy.
Can you splice this blog?
Do the horses even know they’re in the Olympics?
who the fuck shops at fine stores? my problem is cargo shorts are the only ones long enough to come to my knee.
So he gets a year suspension, then a four-game suspension, then he comes back and plays for the Browns. What happens after that third punishment?
Petulant, self-important, and full of demands?
Ugh, thanks fixed, and sorry it took so long to spot!
oh....that’s....that’s a wallet
Does it take less energy/resources for me to rinse before the food is dry or for the dishwasher to blast after the food is dry? Does having the sensor cycle say “oh no, time to put the spurs on” everytime I run the dishwasher use more water, heat/electricity than me pre-rinsing my dishes? Not necessarily. Water wise,…
The machine may run for less time and consume less water and energy, yes, but does it consume less water and energy than you’ve just expended rinsing the dishes? In the vast majority of cases, the answer is no.
Yes, but how much water is used to do it this way? How much energy (in heating said water, and the machine running longer)?
“You’ve had three days to see the movie”
Nobody is mad at people for talking about it, you fucking stooge, the point is you can talk about it in a discrete way so as not to spoil things for people who choose NOT to read about it until after they’ve seen it.
You can criticize it within the article without spoiling it for everyone in the title. Some of us have families and commitments and can’t get away on a given weekend to see a movie. Two or three weeks later, it’s understandable, not three days of within the movie’s release. Well over half the people that are going to…
Or you could, and get this, not post spoiler filled article titles for movies that came out THREE DAYS AGO and then repost it to the sports board.