In the 90s, we used to wear sweatshirts and turtlenecks out to college bars.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

I fucking hate everybody in this administration and I can’t wait for them to live out the rest of their lives in disgrace.

I think the people reading this website have already figured out Ivanka is just a dumb ineffectual bitch who benefits off of her racist, sexist, asshole father by pretending to be above it all. Let her burn. I want to see her lose everything and I want to see her little plastic surgery nose and cheekbones fall…

I just want to chime in to say how great I think it is that you’re doing this!

Spend $175 - $180 on an Amazon gift card; she’ll know what she needs when she needs it.

Is it possible for you to take her out to a meal before she leaves? To someplace casual that teens like, perhaps a popular chain?

Oh no, I’m sorry that your friends are pulling a bit of a “fuck you, I got mine” situation. I’m sure that when you get married you’ll have plenty of folks to choose from for a wedding party. To be honest, there are a few friends that I’d say yes to if they asked me to be in the wedding party even if it’s not my…

Cash or visa card. It sounds impersonal but it really will be so helpful for her. Plus, if you add a really thoughtful card and/or take her out for coffee and talk, you could giver her some ideas about what she might needs as she heads out to college.

Best gift might be an offer to be on call for texting or calls, with a ‘no question is too dumb’ policy. When I went to college I’d never been on a plane, or in a big department store or mall, barely eaten out, etc. I would have loved someone nonjudgmental outside my family to ask dumb questions of.

That’s what they always say, and it’s never true.

Golly, you’ve been posting here for two whole weeks and you’re already auditioning to be Managing Editor of Jezebel? You reach for those stars, troll.

Every time I see I him and hear his voice, this is all I can think.

If anyone could do it...

My son shares a birthday with you (and our President) too! My oldest turned 11 today, and got a chance to meet Obama in 2013. My second had the blessing/curse to be born on Jan 20, 2009 (Obama’s first inauguration day) - ...needless to say, his 8th birthday was a lot less fun. And I mean that literally: it was more…

Yes, I am tired of the thinkpieces about the Dems failing disgruntled white blue collar Americans. Your term “whiteleash” is exactly what happened: angry whites jealous of the Obamas and wanted payback. And they still can’t keep his name out of their mouths. Let’s hope the hashtag referenced here brings even more joy…

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Wait- today is your birthday also? Mine too! Michelle’s response to you is hilarious but you know what they say-you can always tell a Leo but you can’t tell us much! Happy B’Day Yesha!

We were brave enough once to elect a leader who displayed traits like grace, intelligence, humility, and maturity in quantities not usually seen in professional politicians, and dude was funny as hell, and unbelievably cool at the same time. To top it off, there wasn’t even a whiff of personal scandal to him or his…