Jennifer, you look fantastic but dump the loser.

Not that it’s any of your business, but I got out of the restaurant industry many moons ago for precisely the reason that making a living in that field is extraordinarily difficult.

It is so infuriating when a man tells you what you should wear and not to wear, how you should do your hair or why you should wear makeup or why you should smile more, there is no week where a man offers me free unsolicited styling recommendations.

I don’t think that was just white women. I heard a lot of people say how weird those photos were.

See this shit right here? This is why I’m #TeamMiranda. Because at least her songs resemble country music. And aren’t stupid as hell.

You know, over the years that I’ve been commenting on Gawker media sites I’ve noticed there’s a shit ton of hate for Texas, even though there are a lot of active users from Texas. It’s a damn shame that our state government’s infamy runs before us, and of course people’s generalized uninformed prejudice.

Meanwhile, The Weight of the Wings goes platinum with its biggest single stalling out at #11. Suck it, country radio.

A “gross dude-bro” will happen to at least - at least - one of your girl friends around the age of 40. Most likely after the first marriage. I’m sorry, but it’s just science.

Even grosser is that they cast one of Hollywood’s more famous 9/11 truthers in a lead role.

My sister and one of my good friends both have birthdays on 9/11. Since I still don’t feel entirely comfortable making “never forget” jokes about their birthdays, I’m going to say it’s too soon for this movie.

The only 9/11 movie I would watch would be about the heroic tales of Salty and Roselle.

I have to agree with you though I know all of the arguments against. All of my cats would have been miserable indoors. They need to smell interesting natural smells, and jump up fences onto roofs where they smirk at the totally ungraceful two-legged can openers looking up at them in amazement.

If you are going to use a tent, you must place yourself in the back rows of the beach and not right up at the water’s edge where you get an unobstructed view and everyone else has to look at the back of your portable wall. There is no other ethical choice.

Max and Felix were basically the only ones I could stand, too. I was actually surprised by how funny and likable Fred Savage was.

Okay well I wasn’t making fun of him, I was simply trying to identify him, and I think most people would agree that he does not have what the average American would consider nice teeth.

I just spent a week on the southern west coast and many of the beaches where I was were pretty narrow, only allowing for 1 maybe two rows of folks between water and “back” of the beach.

You might want to look up Son-of-Sam laws. Most of them were overturned on First Amendment grounds. A few states still have them, but they are fairly toothless.

Won’t he go back to what he was doing before this Vegas thing happened, though?

This one is not correct but you can still believe it.

Reminder that it’s possible to believe both that O.J. Simpson killed two people in 1994 and that the Nevada parole board did its job correctly today