Sounds like you’re describing the ‘Cool Girl’ of Gone Girl.

Aw I hate when this pic is posted. It’s a fair shot, but it always make me sad to see a dead animal.

I feel like this is a thing I need to do. I’m dancing around it.

Yeah tying her tubes wouldn’t affect her ovulation. Or how about removing the damn things at this point!

I wish this site would stop asking me to whitelist. The only reason I’m adblocking you guys is because of video ads. They freeze the page.

I have the broken/falling out teeth one often. Didn’t realize it was this common.

What the ever loving fuck is this? I’m not good with the science but the explanation that she can’t be sterilized doesn’t sound right.

Ooh mental health thread. I definitely need one this week. I battled my brain yesterday afternoon and evening telling me how worthless I was and wouldn’t it be better if I disappeared. Thankfully, it has shut up today.

So live music thread: I got to see Ruthie Foster yesterday

I don’t know whether to feel sorry for the cockatoo or grateful this picture exists.

Who’s NOT drinking, anybody? (That’s a reference to the first episode of The Real World in NY, first season). I have Vitamin Water Zero lemonade with Tito’s vodka, and it’s good, yet my ice cubes are melting so fast because it’s so hot. I bet Heather Dubrow of the Plastic Surgery Kingdom Dubrows never has that problem…

Does anyone have a suggestion about how to find a good counselor - not a psychiatrist to prescribe medication but someone to talk to? I have decent health coverage through my work but not a lot of time off to waste shopping around. Also if you just go on something like yelp, you waste a lot of time on people who don’t…

Enjoy the pupper!!

Bra shopping.

Hillary would have been so badass at the g20. Can’t you just picture her with Merkel, side by side in matching pantsuits, running the fucking world?

Mark my words, this whole family is going down so hard over the next half-decade.

If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.

It makes me sick how we’re all supposed to mindlessly buy into Daughter Dingus’ pathetic phony creation myth, like she’s anything more than a spoiled little airhead who owes everything she has to the money her awesome daddy swiped from other people. Look at her, sitting there with that moronic pucker on her plastic…

Honey, I feel the same. I’m just looking to survive long enough to see this guy exposed and brought down.