This was always going to be a shitty week given that DACA was rescinded. But as a Pats fan who lives on St Thomas, and who hasn’t heard from anyone in 24 hours, has no idea if his office or home are still standing, and has no idea when he can go home, this is pretty much the only thing in my life that I’m going to…

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

Horatio Sanz could be heard laughing from Section 410, Row 14

I had a one-night-stand with Violence once. Only time I ever went home with a stripper.