How come they get an onscreen death but Stannis doesn’t, I call shenanigans!

I’m told it’ll work wonders! I heard it from a Bard!

See what happens when you save your schmeckles rather than waste them on brothels!

Dammit, Theon! You had one job! ONE JOB! :(

Showrunners: OK, Alfie. This is the scene Theon dies heroically. Action!

Tyrions plan was pretty damn brilliant. Use the foreign horde and slave soldiers against the main enemy you wont be able to bring to your side regardless.

Theon doing his impression of Rose from Titanic tonight... “I’ll never let go... unless our uncle shows up.”

Saddened by the Nymeria-Arya segment, way to kill all joy guys. I guess we really are not allowed to have nice things. Euron is just so meh, he just seems so overacted and cartoony; he really does not compare to the book Euron or even some of the previous villains on the show.

Narratively, the Iron Fleet shit makes sense...now Dany is waaaaay less a sure thing, and this means she’s not really in a position to have Jon “bend the knee” as it were...

he chipped a scale goddamnit!

My impression was that “That’s not you.” referred to the now wild thing returning home to safety and comfort, a sort of mirror for Arya herself. I’m not totally sure what to infer from it, perhaps Arya will turn around now and go back to her original plan? But it seemed to me like the comment was about being tamed.

Seems the Sam as the narrator/scribe was kind of confirmed tonight right?

Followed by the most disturbing segue ever.

Random thoughts of the evening:

SAMWELL TARLY MD

Nymeria for a Nymeria. We all paid the Iron Price this night.

Hey, they’ve come full circle! Thanos looks like a big purple Obadiah Stane.

Cap apparently being Nomad, or the Spider-Man one that [HOMECOMING SPOILER] Peter very specifically turned down?

Wow, they managed to make Thanks look even MORE like a giant lavender scrotum.