She’s indeed foxy!

Missandei is unbelievably gorgeous.

But it’s Melisandre who gets my blood boiling like the God of Fire is flowing through me. What a woman Carise van Houten is!

To be fair, she was sending mixed signals

Maybe he just doesn’t wanna bang his half sister, those instincts may not be there. The scene was fine, are people making a fuss for lack of chemistry?

Jon Stark is from a family species genus family order class phylum kingdom known for doing stupid things to get with beautiful ladies.

I’m pretty sure that’s the age-old story of mankind in general...

Seriously. Ser Davos was all “Damn, girl where you from?”

Given how little Jon appeared to be attracted to Daenerys in the scene, it’s clear his suppression of his feeling was incredibly succesful.

I was expecting a Westerosi wildfire flak gun that shoots little balls of wildfire that burn up the dragons wing skin or something. If they are just going to stick with what Qyburn was showing off they better get Bard from Laketown to man that thing when Dany shows up.

the flame-breathing magical lizards hired to replace the earlier flame breathing magical lizards who were sacked after being killed by a ballista wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Building a trebuchet to launch the goddamn Mountain at the dragons would have been a better weapon.

I was.pissed they shot that skull. Yeah let’s just fuck up one of the greatest things in history.

So no one in hundreds of years had the idea to use giant crossbows against dragons? I was underwhelmed that that was his master plan.

Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of that immediately.