As a fan of another abysmal team, I refuse to feel sorry for these Orioles fans.  You knew goddamn well what you were going to go watch when you bought the ticket.  Is there a single person in that stadium that went to the game with honest high expectations?  Anyone who has seen their starting lineup and has even the…

Let’s not pretend Eli understands complex emotions like happiness or sadness.

9/11 was an inside job.

Just why does "Sochi" sound somewhat phonetically similar to "Benghazi?"

Ok, but seriously. Who gives a fuck?

What kind of moron uses "You have pubic hair" as a putdown?