Using this article to once again spread one of my favorite messages PLEASE ADOPT!

From the trailers I’ve seen, it looks like a very updated version of Rebecca, but with a lot more plot twists and turns.

“It’s important to keep every workplace drug-free. You don’t want people on drugs running the fryer at McDonalds.”

for the last time,

OH DUDE. Yesterday Chalupa Batman denied me sex because I have an insane flu right now. So I told him this morning that he actually will be taking me to pound town tonight, only Pretty Woman no kissing style and I will show him this article too to support my position like, if you really want me to get better you’ll…

I’ve learned to live with the reality that I will likely get mistaken for Latina for the rest of my life. Often by people who are actually Latino. I think it is part of the reality of being a light skinned POC. I’m not about to start wearing a sign declaring “I’m actually of European and African descent”.

All the more reason to highlight the fact that he’s not Latino. There’s no difference whatsoever between a Mexican, a Brazilian, and a Saudi, according to Hollywood casting directors.

to be fair all white people seem the same to me.

When I broke up with the love of my life, I went through all our pictures from travelling and photoshopped him out of them. It was cathartic and I don’t regret it. Plus now I look like I went on holiday with an invisible man and it’s hilarious.

Every day I wake up and I’m infinitely glad I’m only going to my soul-killing, mindless cubefarm job and not heading to high school. I can’t imagine trying to survive that shit now, what with social media and shit like this.

I hate how they having KeKe Palmer act. "Hi. I'm obviously black. I can't just be your friend, I have to be your token ethnic 'sassy sidekick'." Not my Akeehlah, you don't.

I think Jenny perfectly summed up the ridiculousness of basing an opinion on the entire show on the first episode.

Watching it now. I love him, and I think he is doing wonderfully so far. Also, I am so excited that two black men host the two “news” (more newsy than CNN, FOX, and MSNBC combined) shows on CC. And one is an immigrant. Time for some new perspective and new bold ideas in the war on bullshit! <3

I’d watch it if it was a very special episode in which they all got arrested.

I’m pregnant, I drink with dinner, eat lunch meat, drink coffee and GASP! Don’t need anyone’s advice, because I have educated myself on the risks. Thank yoooou.

I actually don’t drink alcohol in general (I despise feeling even slightly tipsy) but I think the rabid shaming of any woman who dares to sip a beer in pregnancy is total moralizing, body-controlling BULLSHIT.

Flounder = Floundah