Amy is way too good for Nick. Talent wise. Looks wise. Intelligence wise. Now that she’s available and the Hammaconda is back on the market, their mutual pal Tina needs to play matchmaker.

All major religions are fucked up patriarchies! Just a reminder.

I’d be happy if she’d just take her finger out of her mouth.

Hilarious: I live abroad, and as a permanent resident of the country where I live (Taiwan), I don’t have to show my passport to enter. Just my PR card. Yes, that’s right, I can fly halfway around the world to a small island nation on the Pacific Rim that I am not a citizen of and I DO NOT HAVE TO SHOW MY PASSPORT. I…

So my Costco ID won't work anymore? Wtf is this world coming to

Me. I dislike her passionately and irrationally for what she represents (She might be a sweet and clever girl for what I know). “Ricky Van Veen”. God, what a stupidly posh name and this girl just screams white and rich privileges so much it’s sickening.

Isn’t there a video where a baby stops crying when he holds her? and then he gives the smuggest smile to Michelle Obama

I know literally nothing about Arkansas except that the way it is spelled is very misleading to how it is pronounced.

A D&C is not an abortion, it’s far from an abortion, and I kind of resent that you referred to it that way.

I wonder at what point other countries will start accepting asylum requests from Americans who are afraid as hell of our rampant gun violence.

No one is forcing these people to commit to a monogamous relationship. They're grown ass adults who actually do have a choice in what actions they take. Plenty of people are very happy in monogamous relationships, and plenty of people who aren't decide not to be in one. No one is forcing anyone to cheat.

“I was just a quiet girlfriend who got beat on and told to sit down and shut up.” This is followed by an uncomfortable silence. “My part has no value to, probably, what they really want to talk about,”

Thanks, mom.

BAN ED SHEERAN

Places where it would be okay to have unpaid internships : cash-strapped charitable / international aid / public policy organizations.

“Shut up! You’re stupid!”

I saw Big Ang, the Kartrashians, and the Teen Mom slut bags shilling weight loss teas, teeth whitening systems, and waist trainers on IG and Twitter. Imagine the tens of dollars the Duggars could make by having Jana waist train or Jinger could do the tooth whitening thing with her glorious choppers?!?! WAKE UP DUGGARS…

“in a dark, candlelit room to high-energy music,” and “The experience is tribal. It is primal. And it is fun.”