I do totally believe that Taylor would use an awkward euphemism like “make whoopee” though.

“get that tourist visa”

I like how African leaders often accuse calls for LGBT tolerance as “Western influence” interfering in African affairs, while simultaneously believing homosexuality a sin because of their deeply held Catholic values.

I am pleasantly surprised by the active verbs in this apology.

Or maybe it was about the people who determined the nominations. Nothing Nicki said was insulting toward Taylor.

I feel like Taylor Swift is now one of the most defensive people on the planet. she insured her legs, got parody videos taken down from youtube, she bought domain names like taylorswift.porn a, removed all her music from spotify and wrote a open letter to apple and is trying to copyright “this sick beat”

her whole fucking career is weaksauce.

And dear sweet TayTay: if you want to discuss women sticking together that’s fine, but first let’s talk about your playground fight with Katy Perry and your girl gang Bad Blood video, mmmkay?

Look at the white woman making it about her.... So adorable.

Neither couple is as in love as I am with these Trader Joe’s mini ice cream cones, so...

I have had to talk people out of the following:

Any place that has their own way of using language, their own unique vocabulary, especially replacing strongly negative words with softer sounding euphemisms, is generally a place to stay away from.

“Why do you have the #28 in roman numerals on your shoulder?”

“It’s how many men I’ve killed.”

The Kenyan sun beat down as B. Hussein Obama knelt. “Inshallah, I shall make you my wife and we will infiltrate America together,” he said.

Miss USA isn’t a scholarship program; it’s a straight cash grab. Miss America is the scholarship program.

I think knowing when your opinion will add little to no value to a thorny issue might be a pretty good indicator of intelligence and restraint. Honestly, as an internet commenter, I can’t say the same for myself.

I would not want to be asked about the Middle East all the time either. Speaking in public on that is like playing Russian roulette.

117 here and I could listen to her all day. I love her strong, velvety voice. If I wasn’t riddled with old lady arthritis, I’d give her two (shaky) thumbs up.

It’s not disappearing mid-party, it’s just leaving without saying goodbye. If you think about it, it kinda makes sense. I don’t know how many drunk Irishmen you know, but I know A TON (my mom is from Derry) and at the end of a party, saying goodbye is a bummer. It means the party is over. And your usually tired and…