Neither was I, but in order to celebrate National Grilled Cheese Day + Game of Thrones season 5 premiere, I created a grilled cheese flight themed after the Stark children. There’s more than one way to earn nerd cred. ;)

SO MUCH. Any suggestions regarding similar artists? I want more, but they just have the one album.

Just give me the baby and the Steve Buschemi dog and we will all go live happily ever after far the fuck away from these garbage people.

Kourtney Kardashian is the best Kardashian. Unlike her sisters, she has a college degree, a little sense of humility and such a dry sense of humor. She also has Scott Disick. That guy is like a present in human form.

Well aren’t you a special little snowflake??!!

I had a version of this happen to me. After two round of IVF (and 40 pounds of weight gain, thank you hormones), my ex and I had two boys and girl, complete with genetic testing and plans to go through surrogate route for birth. However, he was hesitant (thankfully) and we eventually broke up.

I was torn as to what I…

I get that these are fertilized embryos and all...but seriously, what would this guy want with them? Couldn't he just go and find another person to impregnate? It really seems like he's just doing this to publicly smear his ex and embarrass her by hashing out a bunch of personal information.

lol when we got our kitten, we gave her a sweet girl name but then we started calling her Mygale-basically «Tarantula»- because she'd climb everywhere and ran super fast. Her favourite trick was climbing the side of the sofa and going around upside down, like a spider. She'd also get these bursts of energy where she's…

I have been having an issue with kitties and bed making. I can't lift anything heavier than eight pounds for another four weeks due to my hysterectomy, but when I make the bed, I often have two kitties that refuse to move and I cannot pick them up. It is driving me insane! They are normally good kitties and sometimes…

“Keep that p***y tight while I’m gone.”

That was wonderful. This point cannot be made often enough: two extra hundred dollars added to the cost of the procedure, two extra days to think about it, 300 extra miles to travel — these are obstacles that make a legal option impossible for some women. It’s disgraceful.

I'm straight & ducking love it. How much do I love it? I made my girlfriend watch it with me on Christmas Night. It's INCREDIBLE.

Mice can take many forms. One must always be on the alert.

No, he chases my feet while I’m holding hot liquids because he’s a dick and steals my food when he manages to trip me and food falls off my plate because he is a dick but I love the little son of a bitch.

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Jezebel's new travel site that has nothing to do with In Living Color

Me too. I was actually surprised when hating on her first became such a thing because I’ve never found her anything less than delightful in interviews. She always seems very polite and sweet. Is she as colorful of a personality as someone like Jennifer Lawrence? No, but not everyone has to be.

I can't wait until marriage so I can STOP swallowing

That is exactly what's happened here. Ben is the dummest dummy that ever dummed. Like he is so beyond stupid that its insulting to stupid people to call him stupid.

I'm waiting to swallow until marriage.