How did I miss her dragging out her “love tank”?

Tears? I saw none.

Well now I feel bad. Off to fake cry!

Ooooh, burrrrrrrrrn!

I think it explains why Heather isn’t booking more acting gigs.

Just finished. It was everything I could have hoped for, and more. Kelly needs a mood stabilizer, Meghan’s bloated, Heather WILL NOT TOLERATE IT, and Vicki is talking about her “love tank” again.

I was with her up until the dry cry. It was... a bit much.

Oh, man. I just got home from work. Gonna pour some Tito’s, microwave something, and watch the shit outta this.

I like Heather, too, just not when she is behaving like she is just so above it all. I am pretty sure she is savvy enough to know what she signed up for. In truth, I am probably just salty that I don’t even have an ice maker, let alone one that makes cubes into art!

And she’s been a millionaire for years. And is college educated.

It strikes me that it’s way worse to see your mother have a meltdown on TV than it is to hear that someone said something mean about your mom.

Can have a thread to just talk trash about Kelly? I can’t stand her. Not only was the “I’m a mother” obnoxious, but she ranted about how her kid “would see this” all while calling some the c word and other horrible things that come out of her mouth.

Also, were those real tears, Dubrow?

I must admit that I chuckled at Kelly’s impression of Heather at the end. Heather, honey, you are on a reality show with a bunch of boozy blonde big-mouths; you’re not going to find these gals names in the Social Register, so stop trying so hard. In the immortal words of Sgt. Hulka in Stripes, “Lighten up Francis.”

Kelly pissed me off when she played the “I’m a mother!” card. No one is allowed to criticize her simply because she squirted a human from her body? And let us talk about her kid. Oh, yes, I am going there. That girl is whiny, spoiled, undisciplined. All traits I could put up with if she was a sparkplug like Melania.