God I fucking hate Baylor.

You stopped living a “normal” life the moment you had a kid. When you take on a greater social responsibility, you make personal sacrifices. Only a complete and utter dipshit expects others uninvolved in their personal responsibilities to make those sacrifices on their behalf.

that’s the attitude that bothers me. it’s the idea now that people take on personal responsibilities (babies and dogs especially) and then they don’t feel as if they need to make any social sacrifices and, in turn, they impose on everyone else in the name it. babies crying in breweries/bars, flying (obviously), babies…

Only one rule for parents bringing kids on planes: Don’t be a fucking asshole.

Yeah, you are clearly missing the point. And that’s okay, it’s not a product line for you.

2:43:31? Whatever. I’m running my first half marathon in June. I’ve been training for it for a while and I’m nearly certain I can beat 2:43:31, so take that, 12-year-old-girl-who-I’m-moderately-better-at-something-than-after-I’ve-been-training-for-it-for-months-and-you-did-it-by-accident!

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.