This ain’t Godly! Y’all scientists are doin the Lord’s work, and messin with God’s creation, and it ain’t natural! Satan is gonna—wait, my baby has cancer? Oh, then it’s fine.

Do you have any idea what you’re talking about? Any idea at all?

What’s harmful about it?

A downward channel for the last half of Obama’s presidency? Like how it fell from under 13,000 to over 18,000 between 2012 and 2016?

It’s nice to see you Flex your muscles, being the Explorer of humor, but the lack of Focus is that it Escapes me what kind of Fiesta you’re trying for here. This really Taurus apart.

And it’s not like a Probe would be completely unreasonable; just take the current Focus platform, make a coupe body for it, and paint it teal.

Maybe they’re probing the market to see what the response would be.

Pre-election Trump supporter : Hate those blood sucking Wall Street bankers! Our supreme Cheeto overlord will bring them to their knees! He gonna drain the swamps.

Buy, idiots. Asset value only ever goes up, economies only ever expand, and, simply put, there is infinite room for growth with no downside. That’s been my life experience anyway

I enjoy the complete and utter cognative dissonance of his supporters reveling in him getting the Dow to 20k and crediting him with it. It was 173 points short of 20K when he was sworn in. If these people are flipping a shit over a 0.87% upgrade, wait until I tell them about the guy who boosted the Dow 150%. Man, they…

Time passes.

Live look at Trump supporters trying to imagine how any of this benefits them:

Actually, they’re 10-0 over the last 8 games.

Tomorrow Trump will retaliate by signing an executive order defunding NASA.

Ben Stein: Ok class let’s reveal who we voted for. Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

This is so beyond fucked up, “FUCK” fails to fully represent how fucking stupid this - all of this - is.

According to FEMA, snow actually has quite a range of weight– from “3 pounds per square foot for light, dry snow to 21 pounds per square foot for wet, heavy snow.”

Yeah, who likes clean air and water? Not me if it means I have to pay one red penny in taxes for it! /s

Yet when they fail, they spill way more than a single railcar of oil.