Pornography is rape to Jezebel, but it wasn't fun to scroll through the comments on a car show article to find scat porn.

Your post isn't pending, so that's gotta be something right?

I've watched this video enough at this point to become numb to it, and I'm not seeing or hearing these things that the self-appointed internet experts are claiming.

In other words, if you don't like something, nobody will ever see it. Great job. To kill offensive images from a few assholes, you will kill commentary from virtually everyone else.

Wait...what?

When you use the term "you losers" in your argument, you lose.

In Britain BBQ acceleration is key because by the time the charcoal is ready it will have started raining again!

Wrong.

The words deep, creep, penetrating, and lubricant should never be in the same sentence.

When the salesman comes down to the waiting area and tries to lure me up to the floor to buy a new car.

I've had loads of mk4 golfs, (1.8t GTI, V5 20v, V6 4motion, and can only champion their build quality and reliability. Remarkable cars.

Man... the MkIV stereotype again. I know that some people have had bad luck with them, but I'd like to see some real reliability numbers. I just took my 340,000kms golf TDI for some autocrossing this weekend. Best car I've ever owned, besides regular maintenance, the ONLY thing it ever needed was an alternator.

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1) Holy shit, that'd be a terrifying flight.

It's a shame. They were great cars when they worked. They looked awesome inside and out and were really fun to drive, but the reliability issues just killed them.

I still drive a VR6 GTI. It's hardly the worst German car ever made. A couple of points:

See, I have the Fiero at number one for several reasons.

Oh sure, pick on my AOTD.

Nope. No, it isn't.