I'm far beyond crazy.

...Sorry you had to hear that

This is the second time today I've used a Dale Gribble picture in reply.

Speculation time.

But seriously what do you honestly think I do at car shows? Do you imagine me going to car shows and scoffing at Corvette owner's faces? No I do exactly what you do and just move along to see what I want to see and ask questions that I feel are appropriate to ask based on curiosity and sport.

We've found the most serious man....

I give up. Clearly you are the superior human being. I'll stop murdering people that bring stock Corvettes to car shows from now on.

Maybe you're the one rubbing my dick the wrong way?

Wait up. Going to buy a 2014 Corolla, I'll meet you at the car show later. I'm thinking about parking next to the AE86's.

I never thought of that. You're one sharp son of a bitch. Give NASA a call they might be interested in someone like yourself.

Because if there's no effort than what's the point of bringing your car to a show?

We all know that there aren't Roswell aliens tucked away in some Area 51 bunker

When they roll off the dealer and park their base model Corvette next to cars that people have devoted years of their life to rebuild or at the very least keep safe and in running order, It rubs me the wrong way. Maybe I'm just a dick.

Worse still is when an old retiree parks his brand new Corvette next to a beautifully restored old Stingray or the like. I see this happen more often with Mustangs and Camaros but the Corvette owners seem to ring-lead this mentality.

I'm utterly in awe of the GTR and it's ability to offer stratospheric performance while still remaining practical and cheap given what you get. I even like the way it looks, it's really grown on me over the years.

oooo I'm getting insulted by the most notoriously pompous Jalopnik commenter/contributor!

"Correct Viewpoints from the commentariat elite: memoirs from Jalopnik's most important contributor."

More expert driving advice from Jalopnik's resident Ayrton Senna...

(slow clap)

you keep using buzz terms like "victim blaming" to hide the fact that you're condemning a man for murder based solely on about 1-2 seconds of video from an undesirable angle.