Honestly. Indulge in a little more virtual hooning. Set up the Xbox with my sub woofer and speakers. Maybe get a racing wheel. It may not be as good as cruising hard in my GTI but if its loud enough for the neighbors to hear with the sound of a race spec V8 pounding in your chest with every shift, and the graphics are…

Holy crap enough with the Jaguar Pussy stories. I swear, this site just scours the Internet for ANY news on Jaguar, just to type out pussy.

The upturned Toyota Emblem looks like a dick, a dick broadcasting the message, "Fuck You" to all other drivers on the road.

Tons of usage

gotta have it man. Car talk, or even a place to contemplate and think how to approach the wrenching ahead with your buds

Notice that they spent the time and extra detail to make an open wheel racecar instead of a hybrid Pricompvoleaf.

My plan to reveal the truths of a garage couch to the world will have to wait

Oooo they didn't choose my couch Idea. I'd still want a couch and a fridge in my garage

How does that connect with the car?

I hate when i see like 3 cars parked in front of my house and I then see my neighbors garages filled with shit. And I have to park on the street. They have garage access. I don't.

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But seriously Bonus points for showing the weighted down suspension

No way man, thats a white Exploder.

Sure its not a Lambo?

Lights always on for something

I second that. Climate control sets apart garages that contain vintage Jaguars and a garage that contains a Minivan and an Accord

Basically you need a living room. Which I'm totally fine with

Wait a second...is that a 4th gen Ford Explorer?

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Alright, I'm going to suggest a good couch. I'm not kidding. Cause after you wax your car, you can just sit back, enjoy a pint, and look at yourself in the doors.