. . . unless you go deep into the Ohio State corners of the internet . . . .

Oh, what a tangled Webb we weave when first we practice to receive.

I think Austin had it coming when he started naming his dunks to intimidate the Chinese players. The Great Leap Forward really pissed other players off.

It’s not my place to tell others what to do, but it’d be great if the players stepped up and all vowed to kneel unless he is signed. Baltimore’s owner ruined whatever plausible deniability the league had that it was solely about Kapernick’s play, as thin as it was. He admitted that it’s all about his political stance.…

Is there any update on this dude’s condition?

Love goes for block, misses, hits Durant in face: flagrant

He could have gotten a flagrant also.

The AFC is currently planning disciplinary action against the Iraqi Football Federation

Jokes aside, Kanter is being pretty brave about all this.

the turkish government continues to deny that the warriors blew a 3-1 advantage

No, no! He wasn’t making a sexual innuendo. He was directly expressing his disapproval that a female was receiving an education.

“A Russian insurance agent”

the ‘95% chance you will never come home due to your meth addiction’ is a powerful anti-recruiting tool used by every coach, ever.

You clone Christian Laettner and you expect him to behave on the court?

I’m an alum and a Duke fan but this bothers me because it’s true.

Definitely not what it’s all about

A sincere thanks - being my first day commenting here, I was worried that my rather dry humor wouldn’t translate. I am, apparently, an acquired taste.

I hope some Pfizer sales rep spilled hot coffee in his lap when he realized this was a real bill. Kentucky will now be descended upon by Big Pharma campaigning to keep pricks in power.

Isn’t impotence the body’s way of ‘shutting it down’?