Just waiting for him to get tired and literally go:
“Fuck yeah, the bible! amirite?”

He asked if they believe in genes? Oh, dear.

Good. If the academy wants to orchestrate its own (further) decline into irrelevancy by freezing out POC, let’s help them along.

Remember when he was cheating on Ivana and he and Marla would pretend to attend church? Some reporter got a shot of them holding a hymnbook together but it was upside down.

I have heard second Corinthians many many times it’s like shorthand. You wouldn’t say “paul’s second letter to the corinthians” every time, especially when not discussing the book but just pointing out a single reference. Which....by the way, his use of it during the speech was even worse because it’s…

There are liberal Christians. Lots of them. Who do you think goes to the Episcopalian and Methodist and UCC churches, just to name a few...

Starry, Starry Night,

That's it. The music is officially dead. Move along people.

So, unitarians.

Sometimes I think I want to start my own religion. We wouldn't have to go to church on Sunday and sex is okay.

Um, I think what we say is “The second letter of St Paul to the Corinthians"

I absolutely love that the candidate who comes closest to the ideals of Christianity is a (non-practicing?) Jew.

My favorite part of that whole dumpster fire of a speech was where he was like “They call me ‘plainspoken’ but I’m smart. I went to an Ivy league school! Have you ever heard of it? The Wharton School of Finance!” and the whole place just went DEAD. (That’s usually a big applause line for him in his stump speech,…

Anyone who’s been to church once, let alone someone who is a good Christian as Trump claims to be?

Yeah, seriously. If you see me running, it’s only because a t-rex or zombies are right behind me.

Oh, I imagine a lot of people twisting MLK’s legacy did their learning at voucher schools.

Well. Apparently they can. Frankly, I'm scared. I'm obviously not expecting a lot from politicians but this is some next level cognitive dissonance shit. It's like the All Lives Matter people are not capable of reading and very basic comprehension of the societal troubles they're facing.

Subtly like bergamot, I hope.

I was one of the people shaking their head in disgust at the way Jezebel made fun of him earlier.