I don’t know that it would sell for shit, but I’ve always wanted to see a Prius XRS. Take the normal Prius drivetrain, stuff it in the Prius C body, give it better suspension, some interior upgrades, regular rolling resistance tires, and a performance setting for the electric motor and CVT.

Along the same lines I…

A Jalop is never satisfied.

Deep cut. COTD.

Glad the driver is okay. Bring on the Koenigsegg Two:2.

I was playing this shit before your 10 year old was alive, so frankly Pat, I don’t give a damn.

And now you’re acting childish.

Jeez, do you not have a semi-current picture of the guy?

Do you mean a nimble hippo dancing like this?

I would love to take a bus for my commute. Too bad a majority of the country does not offer that.

Can we get a Jalopnik review if Gawker subjects? Like a Jalopnik review of Whole Foods.

Please remind me to never click on an article written by Hamilton again.

Maybe re-assess your reviewer’s will to write an article so you don’t have to make up for his shitty review with a comment.

Ok, while I like reading HamNo’s political and social justice articles, I will ask that you please never subject us to another car review from him. It was painful, and I say this as someone who agrees with the annoying points he made about public travel and city driving.

Make this mini article the headline feature and put his eco, public transportation crap in the comments. Its a car site, if I wanted to be preached to about how spending money on cars with buttons were something the lower class were coming to get me for I’d throw on NPR.

A mini-review:

Well now I know why they call it King’s Landing.

My $800 1994 stealth r/t impulse buy. After I cleaned it up. I also have a 1991 base (SOHC) stealth. I guess I need an r/t tt to complete the collection.

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."