Helmets not required on watercraft.

So I herd u leik watermarks...

When you’re middle-aged and joined a gym recently and start feeling sexy, and try to wear some of your daughter’s clothes during your monthly Girls’ Night Out and you feel a little ridiculous but you kinda pull it off so it’s all good:

The Rock driving Le LaFerrari

I guess this needs to be a new section since “Will it baby?” is now more “Will it toddler?”

I submit “Will it Rock?” to the Jalopnik commentariat as a possible alternative.

I like this article for your use of the word ‘inane’ (such an underappreciated word), and the phrase ‘hey, fuckos’. Got a chuckle out of me.

This is the best review I’ve read of the new Prius.

As the former pilot of a 1984 VW Rabbit Diesel, all 52HP of it, a vehicle which had “Loading...” as its officially-stated 0-60 time, I can say that I see your points here. There can be a certain magic to maximizing an aspect of your vehicle’s performance, and for those who believe MPG is a valid target for such…

This is especially true of my own bank, a large national chain, which is open on a weekly basis for approximately 37 minutes each day.

Jake from State Farm is kind of pissed.

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

LS SWAP.

Ya know, inverted.

5th gen Camaro.

The BRZ. It is too small for me, and I hate how the rear steps out without much provocation. Now, I could very well be driving it wrong, having only driven FWD cars. But for use a my DD, I do not want to have to worry about it sliding around on me without warning.

Wow, the accuracy of that statement and its implications.....

Is it just me or has the SL become pretty irrelevant these days? I can remember throughout the 90s and early 2000s the SL really seemed like an icon and a display of wealth. Now it just seems like there are so many better choices even within Benz’s own lineup.

The truth is out there