For some reason that sketch gives me the impression of something Miata-sized. Now I’ll be up all night trying to figure out how Mercedes could build such a thing.

He had one second. It is hard to armchair quarterback a decision made in one second, when you are about to be hit by an accelerating SUV.

I assume he was really thinking that was his last solution. Ever.

Think happy thoughts..

Okay but seriously... on a completely, 100% serious note... can we not honestly say that the actual feeling of spirit that comes with the Christmas season severely lacking as we forge ahead through the second decade of the 21st century?

I’m not saying your wrong Jason, or that those weirdo Christian’s who want…

A Honda, but Jesus didn’t like to talk about it.

John 12:49- “For I do not speak of my own Accord...”

I’ll just leave this here:

I had a friend who REALLY loved wasabi. Whenever we went for sushi, they’d keep giving him more as he could cheerfully eat it straight.

OH GOD. I haven’t even finished reading but that Funky Town story has brought actual tears to my eyes.

those of us who browse eBay and Autotrader at 1 a.m. in our underwear

Eyeroll... the people on this site can eat my whole dick. They’re almost all bandwagoning, hating little parrots. The two-tone harkens back to the Type 57. If people don’t get that, they can stop calling themselves car people, and start calling themselves basic bitches.

Yeah man. W16 engines, quad turbos, 1,500 hp and 288 mph are just so dumb and boring. I’d much rather drive a 1.5L 3-cylinder hybrid car.

“You people”? “You people”?! Wot the fuck do you mean m8? No you’re the worse, more expensive base-model 911!

I would drive the shit out of a Twin Turbo Hyundai Genesis MegaDrive

I made a mistake in the state (because Kansas City is not in Kansas) and want to let everyone know that if there’s a Dearborn in Kansas, the residents don’t deserve the criticism.

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

Wouldn’t Yelp ratings of Towing Companies always be in the toilet?

Wow, who pissed in your cereal?