You assholes and your goddamned incomes. :c

This is the cold, hard, unavoidable truth. If there is magical sky-water falling from the sky, everybody freaks out and forgets which pedal does what.

Here’s another thing to keep in mind:

This is the basic premise of the American driver education system.

I always forget how good they look.

Except there weren’t any drugs...

If you don’t like the noise, DON’T BUY A HOUSE NEXT TO A FUCKING RACE TRACK, YOU DROOLING SIMPLETONS.

Y’all got it wrong...

kind of makes putting a Camaro into the wall seem relatively tame in comparison.

Dontcha want a, want a FANTA

I feel bad for that guy. He wasn’t giving it excessive throttle or tearing out of there like a jackass. The way it just slid out from under him while almost completely upright the dealer probably covered the tires in some kind of wax or tire shine bullshit that caused him to go down.

Looks like it is maybe 1/2 PSI low in the back.

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

Now ladies and gentlemen, watch me turn this 993 into a 996! Alakazam!

Congrats on being the first Jalop today to click on a motorcycle article just to complain about motorcycles!

I wish they channeled in a little more of the EU market’s front end. It’s a subtle difference, but I’d say it looks sharper.

New Porsche graphic identifier. Four point lighting. New family resemblance. Some as DRLs, others as full LED lighting.

I love the 4 point lights.

Yeah, it breaks, and then you have a car that doesn’t automatically stop itself. Sort of like it was before. What’s to complain about?