You assholes and your goddamned incomes. :c

This is the cold, hard, unavoidable truth. If there is magical sky-water falling from the sky, everybody freaks out and forgets which pedal does what.

Here’s another thing to keep in mind:

This is the basic premise of the American driver education system.

But mine cares for its customers, while yours is just in it to make money!

I always forget how good they look.

Except there weren’t any drugs...

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. No Luke...

If you don’t like the noise, DON’T BUY A HOUSE NEXT TO A FUCKING RACE TRACK, YOU DROOLING SIMPLETONS.

Y’all got it wrong...

It’s VW clean diesel.

kind of makes putting a Camaro into the wall seem relatively tame in comparison.

Dontcha want a, want a FANTA

Squeeze the legs. Squeeze the butt. Get more air in. Squeeze the BUTT.

I feel bad for that guy. He wasn’t giving it excessive throttle or tearing out of there like a jackass. The way it just slid out from under him while almost completely upright the dealer probably covered the tires in some kind of wax or tire shine bullshit that caused him to go down.

Looks like it is maybe 1/2 PSI low in the back.

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

Now ladies and gentlemen, watch me turn this 993 into a 996! Alakazam!

Congrats on being the first Jalop today to click on a motorcycle article just to complain about motorcycles!

So you, who doesn’t care, scrolled past an article to comment about how you don’t care and that you think no one else cares. Value added.