Once people realize that football players are humans like the rest of us, maybe we’ll stop holding them to these lofty standards. Sure, domestic abuse is horrible and the men and women who abuse others should totally be punished, and those that continue to do so should see a harsher punishment. But after they serve…

I mean, you do realize that staying in Fenway Park is itself optional, no?

HOWEVER you can give her nice, wet cunnilingus the next time she attacks a dark-skinned, racist minority guy and leaves all the racist white guys completely alone.

I don't mean to come across as a hard ass. I don't want to come across that way. In fact, I hate that I come across that way. I want everyone to like me. It's the neurotic Jew in me. I think the fact that I start crying during the deposition when I talk about my friendship with Ryan says it all: That the 8 minute back…

The United States and Russia are in the middle of a brewing economic battle over control of natural gas to Europe. You shouldn't be surprised at the amount of propaganda flowing from both sides.

I think he means most people don't understand how planes work, and real talk most people don't. Unless you're a physicist or an aeronautical engineer?