how about these?

Congratulations, Mr. jvbftw, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Dodge Journey Challenger which this lovely lady will deliver after she rinses off the soap.

This is an uninformed comment. In Texas, if you don’t speed on an interstate and there are cars within view, you’re an idiot. Your ass will get run over. Many metropolitan areas I’ve driven in are similar.

if you settle for the V6 Camaro, you deserve it.

Government

Fixed it for you.

Starion with a DeLorean front end.

I honestly think the newest Mustang design is the prettiest ever, and the new Bullitt made it stand out even more. It’s a gorgeous car, and I wish Ford brought them to Brazil officially so I could see more than the occasional independently imported one...

That color is fantastic.

A Monster is NOT a car you can drive 10/10s comfortably on it’s limits; A Monster should be a car that you drive 7-8/10s and feel close to shitting your pants with a white-knuckle grip.

Maybe she meant the pricetag. $70k for a sedan in 2018. GTFOH with that bs pricing!

No, it’s 11 seconds. As soon as you break the 12.0 changes to 11.99, it’s 11 seconds.

Having owned and driven every type of drive there is, I can honestly say my LEAST favorite is FWD. It just not as fun or practical for enthusiastic driving.

FWD = Fail Wheel Drive.

Well done Veronica... for that, I give you this:

Rule 1 - Newer is more gooder.