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He put whitewalls onna Jag? Fuckin’ Air Force.

My dad died when I was 8 and I have virtually no memories, but I have heard stories. I know he loved Porsches and VWs, he traded a 914 for a Thing shortly after I was born so that I could enjoy the wind in my hair. Being into cars (and particularly unusual ones) allows me to feel some semblance of closeness with the…

It was my senior year of high school, and I decided to “borrow” mom and dad’s Plymouth Grand Voyager to meet up with some buddies who were camping about an hour south of our acreage. My parents weren’t home, and the trip would be a quick there-and-back to connect with the crew.

Could be worse:

I read this comment before watching the video. Now makes much more sense

Young, cocky Air Force officer pulls up to an apartment building to pick up a blind date in his shiny new E-Type.

When there are two winners in the game of Chicken, the question devolves into whether there are any survivors.

The girl is from the 90's

Yeah. Some officers will have their careers ended because of this, regardless of fault.

Trump is a dummy.

I hate big rims.

If the van’s a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’

No that was just the wind, dear.

There’s only one car magazine worth reading anyway

It’s Italian enough... right?

Its Italian enough!

That would be way more reliable than the actual Maserati, and the Chrysler is a complete piece of shit, so that’s really saying something.

Goofy as hell and equally hilarious