Yes, because Mankind never repeats its mistakes...

The country is in the midst of a years-long brutal economic depression, their currency is nearly worthless, unemployment is said to be as high as 25 percent, and violent protests have broken out as a result of these things.

Yeah. We needed a rainbow like this after yesterday’s frankenstanced BMW. NP for 40 days.*

I had a 5000s sedan. And believe you me, $1200 is no bargain. That car was a frickin nightmare. Anything that could go wrong did go wrong. And I owned my 1989 in 1994. I’ll admit, when it was road worthy it was a pleasure to drive, but I can’t even imagine the headaches another 2o+ years would add. CRACK PIPE!!!

Now I recognize it!

That’s fucking great.

My main reason for not wanting a personalized plate is not wanting to stand out, especially to cops. Sure, it’s easy to look up any plate number, but a word is much easier to remember than a random series of numbers. I tend to drive rather quickly so I’d rather be as anonymous as possible.

I like this one:

OH HAI WE BEST FRIENDS NOW

That bird poop probably increased both the value and the structural rigidity.

The powerful want us to be eco friendly, so they don’t have to.

I get it, but....

Of course there was debris on the road, it’s the fucking tail. There is sand and gravel on the inside and outside of every corner, random branches fall into the road, pieces from some other idiots wreck, and that’s not even mentioning the other idiots who will be driving too fast and lane cutting.

I enjoy them, actually. Good summer beer. Light and easy to drink.

Nope, was too busy playing with Transformer and Star Wars toys.

Every time I see that logo I think they’re a Chrysler. And it confuses the shit out of me as Chrysler doesn’t make anything that nice.

Based on what everyone else drives, she must be the highest paid person at Jalopnik if she can buy a 20k car.

“Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?”