I say that having personally owned an Italian motorcycle, Italian car and Italian espresso machine.

Tragic. Fuck anyone who comments to the effect of “this is why women shouldn’t pilot”.

well, uh. when i was thirteen I had a BMX, skateboard, treehouse AND a BB gun. so, lets just say we’re equal....

No no no Jalopnik. This is my happy place. Where I can avoid all this. Just cars. Noooooooooo.

Wait, $3k in repair costs / $12k in total car costs is bankruptcy? If it’s a regular stream of $3k repair bills then sure. But this just seems like a one-time bundle of deferred maintenance that needs to be done on any older European car bought from a stranger.

Including rust repair? He got off easy

Fuck yeah RS Miata!

It’s inevitable simply because if we end up at level 150 the idea of levelling from 1-150 is going to be madness to a new player, it’ll either have to be massively sped up (in which case most quests become irrelevant) or be repurposed. It’s already pretty depressing.

I saw Rob Ferretti bought another Z-06 for his rentals with a similar discount to that yellow one and he was looking for color matching one to his current one. It appears this is the case everywhere not just a few dealerships. I am sorely temped to replace something with that grey Grand Sport. A Z-06 is cool, but I…

Sigh. I haven’t had a car payment since 2010. Why are you tempting me?!?!?!

Congratulations, Mr. Andy Sheehan, Streetside Stig, on COTD! My award to you is a CRX which this lovely lady will deliver soon if she can drive in those strappy shoes.

Ah crap. Now Texas is going to have to pass an open-carry firehose law.

They have been using hoses for purposes like this for decades...

Let’s be honest the CUV is better than the wagon, I said it and I am not sorry or taking it back, it is the natural evolution of the wagon in fact, as cars and trucks have gotten bigger and taller so has the wagon and in the process it became today’s CUV.

Perhaps he’s just part of another one of those weird hipster type sub-cultures that live on the road in literally any car but a van/truck/camper

WE’RE the victims, for having to see that abomination.

Don’t blame the victim.

This article is full of satire. The X-type is actually classified by the government as a nopemobile. It has the great esteemed distinction of being a piece of shit that gets driven into the ground by every owner because the sheer act of starting it up and driving it down the highway guarantees it will fall apart.

The Corvmarostang. It’s a perfect politician: tries to please everyone, fails on all fronts.

AoE II becomes extremely involved at competitive levels of play.