They’re all going at a higher rate of speed than Tracy...

They’re all faster than Tracy.

It’s a Civic. I told them last year. Sheesh!

Another true story: I knew what was coming, but I still winced back in my chair and said “Oh fuck you!!”, but quieter this time, so my assistant didn’t hear me again.

DID I NOT FUCKING TELL YOU BASTARDS ABOUT THIS SHIT?!?! IRRATIONAL FEAR MY ASS.

Australia, still nope.

The desert is the only nice area of Reno.

COTD was declared too early today.

You’d think with all the panel gaps, ventilation would be fantastic.

We call it an opportunity. Bless our hearts.

Agree — I’ve grown warm to a “fuck everyone else, they’re all insane. Just leave us alone or we will literally bomb the shit out of you,” approach.

Do you, Kimi?

“What were you doing out in the desert Kimi?”
“Walking.”

I’m pretty sure mouth, throat, and esophagus cancer messes with your physical conditioning.

This toes the line between serious and sarcasm SO HARD I don’t know what do think of it. It is both true, funny, and sad (that nicotine is so addictive).

Good to know I wasn’t the only one wondering about that. Here are my theories (all of them are terrible):

Don’t mess with the Tail when it’s throwing shade bro.

I’m going to say it, the thing that people dare not speak. “The ToTD is not The Nurburgring. It is not and should not be used as, a race course or taken as a personal challenge to see how fast you can drive it”

Red says it all.