You need a really fast wagon with plenty of room for a child seat.

Great idea. You didn’t want to bring a passenger anyway.

You started off so reasonable until you began ranting about the legitimacy of the President. I didn't think people were actually that moronic 

Nice, simple, clean design.

1) interstate commerce vs visiting a friend is a horrid comparison. You can do better.

“people that stand in the way of solving the problem.”

That I agree with.

The federalism battle will certainly be interesting to watch. I see merits to both sides of the argument.

The federal government provided money to California to fix its own problems. CA squandered the money through waste/fraud/abuse and inefficient bureaucracy or mismanagement of funds resulting in little impact. 

This funding issue is not tied to the mpg standards.

Palate cleanser.

I’d be happy with 300-400hp in a tossable daily driver that fits 5.

The feds aren’t wrong here.

Things get interesting when comparing the Tahoe and the traverse...

Competes directly with the Pajero

I can't speak for Kia, but the two Hyundai dealerships in my town are ridiculously nice. One is a Hyundai/Genesis/Maserati showroom, the other is a split dealership with dedicated showrooms for Hyundai and Genesis, but it's a brand new facility. I've had awesome experiences with employees at both locations.

The Traverse is 8" longer with a 6" longer wheelbase, but looses significantly in legroom to the Kia and just barely squeaks by in overall interior volume. The lambda trio will absolutely be cross shopped with the telluride.

When? 1984.

It’s hilarious you don’t see the irony in calling out personal responsibility in an article about the one who was responsible for the crash suing someone else and claiming negligence that a 50yo car doesn't have 15yo technology.