I'd Venturi a guess that your car is a pig sty.

“it’s not our decision to make”

Fake it till you make it.

I thought it was "if it's not broke, fix it till it is."

Wtf are you going on about?

I’m sure you can find an e39 540i Sport...

I’m going with a Roadmaster or Caprice wagon.

If the basis of your moral equivalence is comparing the relocation of 147 people with the murder of 3000 civilians leading to 74 countries committing troops to a war that claimed the lives of potentially hundreds of thousands of people.....

I’m now going to look for this beer to buy.

I’m just saying....

Hmmm. Based on that description I'd say either Big Head Todd - Boom Boom or Gary Clark Jr. - When My Train Comes In

Absolutely amazing song, thanks for reminding me of it!

Holy crap, who put the MKT in the dryer?

Who said anything about mocking?

Growing up I always preferred the looks of the stealth, now that I’m older I’d take the 3000.

I'll be praying for you.

No intercooler, low pressure turbo for economy, and a first year electronic spark/advance control...

You seem very angry and disturbed.  Please don't hurt yourself or anyone else. It's going to be okay.