i didn’t say it was an external rash...

A sadistic reality TV show idea: lock this douche, Ted Cruz, and Donald Trump in a studio apartment. Provide lots of alcohol, not quite enough food, and no hair products.

fuck rand

WTF? Who the hell bites into a KK like that? That’s no way to eat a KK! #onestickattatime

“Bowie was cremated in New Jersey earlier this month.” may be the single most depressing sentence ever written, so congratulations on that.

You think your “gggg grandkids” will look back and think that taking a pill in the 1st trimester of pregnancy to abort a literal clump of cells with no CNS (i.e., 90%+ of all abortions) is barbaric? Ok, crazy.

Jon and Kate are both terrible people. But TLC has some terrible execs who have no problem exploiting children. It is a shame they couldn’t just stick to weddings and “Trading Spaces”. And now I miss “Trading Spaces”.

Sing it with me now...

I love my Patriots, but hot damn does Denver deserve all the credit for this game. Their defense played as close to perfectly as they could. Miller was truly terrifying and the Pats O-line had no answers at all in that game.

I was wondering that too. Was it their teachers? Other chaperone parents? If I was chaperoning a field trip and some person - famous or otherwise - started directing me to allow them to take photos of other people’s children without the parent’s consent, that would send my “bad idea” radar off the charts. For example,…

The link to the Des Moines Register includes a picture of someone holding a baby/fetus replica. The reason I’m not sure if it’s a baby or a fetus is because the caption reads, emphasis mine,“Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina looks on as Jenifer Bowen with Iowa Right to Life holds up an example of a 26-mon…

Worst field trip, ever!

What is this fuckery?!

“I never kidnapped anyone. I just used business contracts and employment with my company as an implied obligation to fuck me.”

Berru didn’t respond to an email I sent to his personal account requesting comment or to multiple phone calls, but early on Wednesday, he released a statement in which he admitted to drug and alcohol problems. In this statement, Berru addresses the women who’ve accused him generally but does not go into specifics, and…

I HATE YOU AND YOUR ASS FACE

So “motherly” is now a synonym for “delusional, condescending and psychotic”? Good to know.

His hair looked perfect.

Whelp, this is the first time this year I’ve had to break this one out.

they make me wish I could sprout adamantium spikes out of my shoulder blades, like Wolverine...