Darn, I was hoping for an infographic to show what different symbols meant

They also look great lowered, so thats another reason to keep it around.

“What PPE should I wear for this job?”

Maybe it’s just because I got on a random GTI kick yesterday, but isn’t GTI the answer to this question?

Previous celebrity ownership of a car doesn’t mean Jack to me...unless it’s
Jon Voight’s LeBaron convertible.

Tesla Model X with autopilot

In case anyone was wondering about the Spanish being spoken, he’s saying:

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

My daughter was considering following my footsteps and joining the Marines pre-election.

“Ugh, stupid kids these days...”

Might as well tape your hand to the wheel while you’re at it...

Congratulations, Mr. Sjubbdubb, on COTD! I would like to gift you with whatever car this is but it doesn’t have automatic seatbelts. This lovely lady will deliver it soon if you’ll help her out of her belts.

I’d love to have a French Onion button, but then I’d have to pull over to enjoy the melted cheese and baguette. Soup is a lot harder to eat while driving compared to fries.

Corners? Where were going, we don’t need corners.

Yo skay I heard you like ships shipping ships so I got you a ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships

...and you lean over to said dick-woman and whisper in her ear, “nice price.”

Unless this thing comes with receipts for a recent timing chain guides/tensioner replacement, CP.

Mini Cooper.