If only that was literally…..it would be a lot quieter around here…..guy…

You're the wrong gender for me.

You do realise that what you type into discussion groups like here
remains FOREVER so you'll look back in MANY years hence and be able to
say " WHAT a pretentious twat I was back then "…You really need
someone, ANYONE…..to say " STOP writing like a dick and grow up ! "
None of you are funny or witty…it's self…