Prices are inflated right now. Partially because of taxes but also because there aren't many stores open yet.

Exactly. This is capitalism at work.

My husband got up earlier than he normally does for work in order to stand in line for the opening. I love how a lot of our local politicians were assuming an Armageddon style opening that never came. Potheads are generally peaceful people, unlike a lot of drunks I know.

It was a typo.

I don't know, I fell like I did learn something.

You are truly the American Dream.

You are absolutely not a crazy person (at least not about that).

Water is for making omelets. Buttermilk is for scrambled eggs.

I took Adderall because of ADD and it turned me into a complete rage monster. Anytime that I miss it I just look at my kids and know that I could never do that to them again.

My biggest dick was from Alaska. And, on the tiniest man too.

Biology is not a science?

Everyone is a snob.

Do you only read about psychology on blogs such as this or do you ever open an academic journal? Because I can assure you that math/statistics is almost always involved.

I'm not even from there but New Mexico laughs like hell at your statement.

That was my question almost the entire time.

I've been trying to find an reliable and inexpensive laptop for my 12-year-old daughter. Mostly she just wants to watch internet videos and play Minecraft.

I want milk sorbet NOW!

I need these matching jumpsuits for me and my husband ASAP!

"To be fair, sexiness is an entirely subjective concept! Apart from Alan Alda and Beyoncé, there's probably not a single person on this planet who we can all agree is sexy."