me irl

This is all so confusing to me.

I know, I hate how he’s still capitalizing on their relationship. We get it! It was the teen dream relationship and she broke your heart... 14 years ago! Cry ME a RIVER!

Fucking Obama again!

Yas King!

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

Seriously though, why does baking remove the deliciousness?

hey FDA- FUCK YOU. i’ve eaten about 1,00,000 pounds of raw cookie dough and i’m still standing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But that is how kids look! Your partners grew up in a society that fetishizes young girls bodies and praises grown women to the degree they are able to replicate them. Your partners aren’t child molesters and there’s nothing morally wrong for any given person to go hairless if that's their preference, but it’s a…

Again... God fucking forbid some man feels some way, that they aren't allowed.

“always thought that was a disrespectful line in the song anyway”

Everything about those two last night was so perfect.

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I had assumed Jorha and Daario had put something in there and that was what Dany meant when she said they could help. That and barring the door.

I did not go to high school with this girl.

the captured/raped thing was what king robert, aka the usurper aka lord of the aggrobros, told everybody because he couldn’t fathom her not loving him exclusively

Good for you for whispering because I yelled that shit at my computer like the nerdlet I am.

*whispers* Dany would be John’s Aunt because Rhaegar was her big brother.

Poor Rickon. But after all, a good thing happened to a Stark child last week, which obviously means twelve terrible things must now occur.

THANK YOU. I hate “plain vanilla” as an insult. It’s the best flavor!