Teens gonna teen. Administrators gonna adminstre ... admentruuat ... be pricks.

Are you clinically depressed? Are you engaged in suicidal ideation? Are you socially isolated? Do you experience rage episodes? Do you have crying jags? Do you spend significant periods wondering what death is like (and concluding that it “could be very nice”)? Do you feel that the whole world is against you?

Men. 

“I had completely forgotten, instead believing BMW had ended the practice sometime during the Gulf War.”

When you’re talking thirty (30! Count ‘em! 30!) dicks, that’s Trumps cabinet.

Drugs. You take them and you get high.

So now they’re populating what used to be a no-man-zone with Israeli citizens. Israel used to be much smarter.

Take your star!

And it doesn’t really exist! Classic!!!

The real fun will come when his time in office is up and everyone with an unpaid invoice or legit grievance steps forward. I can just see His Cheetoness (Cheetonia? Cheetojesty?), living out his final years as an increasingly snubbed guest of the Putins.

“Trump Keeps Sticking Cities With the Bills for His MAGA Rallies”

“Blow” is a euphemism. 

“Trump Campaign Sees Elizabeth Warren as an Increasing Threat”

Nawwwww, it’s a hoax. 

Gorgeous. 

Love it - want it. That or a Korres P4.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

dick curtains, private eye? seriously, i missed the part where you discuss the history of the flappin’ cod piece. it started in football where the center wears a BACK towel for the QB to, y’know, his hands, y’know, before “the snap.” then other players wanted in, saw how useful it was, etc.

Reminds me of that case of that guy who was murdered in the desert, the activist, I can’t think of his name. He wanted everyone to look out for everyone else. Oh, yeah, I remember now.

Addicting, those chemicals.