I told my wife these guys should be sewn into a bag full of snakes and dropped in a river.

“Before you go, ma’am, tell us one thing. Are you in or are you out?”

Here’s the thing: there is no end to persons or organizations who will try to get you to break the law on their behalf.

Excellent Gibson reference! (for a show that is itself a Gibson reference.)

In 1726 they wanted to jail her for being a cheat and a fraud. Today she could be jailed for having a miscarriage.

Having a measles outbreak is not a “major medical emergency.”

Myths. Ze cockpeet vas fool ov ze myths.

More stars. Kids?

Yeah, well, that’s MEN’S breath. Girl’s breath never stinks, with or without brushing their teeth. Oh, and they don’t fart, either. 

It took me 3 reads but I finally managed to cover my monitor with coffee. And spit. 

I was young. Mom was out with “the girls,” Dad and I were “bach’en” it (as in being bachelors for the day). Dad grilled burgers for our lunch.

It took me a minute to get it, but now I do. Your nic is DopamineFiend, right? And your real name is Tat. Right? Right!!??

Reptile-Americans, please. 

not w/o NRA $$$ to keep ‘em interested. 

Now, now, Dread89, everyone’s entitled to their opinion. That we like yours better is, I hope, obvious. 

Trump promised us great things, and he promised that we’d win (not whine, Mr. LaPierre). I didn’t dare dream it would turn out like this but I’ll take it. I’ll take it. 

In London? You get in the cab and tell them where to go.

At least the Black anchor had, IDK, the rhythm, the cadence.

Aren’t we all?

Okay, trigger warning, so this is actually an anti-Republican screed. It was the ‘70's, Nixon was in office, I regularly read Hot Rod magazine. One day I came to my father (President of the Republican Men’s Club in Florida) and told him, in my teenage excitement, that dragsters broke the 7 second barrier, in the…