Bonus points for the Marx Brothers’ reference.

Twelve Asshats Running

There’s only one sanity clause, and he lives at the North Pole.

New lyrics for “A Partridge in a Pear Tree”?

No you should not feel bad. The Repubs are having a crisis & that’s a great thing.

Democracy!

I know that it’s expecting too much for the “average voter”(TM) to see just how messed up the Republican House Caucus has become, but I’m beginning to hold out some hope that things might finally be so ridiculous that it might actually happen.

Of course I also know that the constituents of the 9 nut-jobs who…

I was feeling sad that Paul Ryan was going to become Speaker and tidy things up. I am really enjoying this shit show. I’m so glad it will be continuing.

He really just wants the airline miles!

Keep in mind serving in Congress is also the equivalent of a contracted four-month job. One-third of the year. Eight months of the year are his for family or grift, whichever.

Yes, understood. But traveling home every weekend (when he already goes home often enough otherwise to do just what you are saying, which is his damn job) just to hang out with his family should be done on his own dime, particularly if he’s going to be outspoken against the notion of paid parental leave.

A republican wants preferential treatment or nothing at all... What’s new about that?

I assume his flights home every weekend are coming out of taxpayer funds? How does this shit get allowed???

Since when does Republican not equal brazen hypocrite?