RUMSPRINGA!

Do you think her costume is a reference to Princess Hotdog from Adventure Time?

Nobody living can remember the last time the Cubs won the world series, you know? So it really doesn’t matter if it happened in 1908 or 908 (Baseball didn’t exist in 908? Prove it! You can’t!).

You just had to goat there.

This will be great in 2128 when the Cubs are lamenting that fateful 2016 tattoo by some random twitter dude. “The Curse of the Bad Tattoo” and they’ll still be living the horrible dream they’re living now.

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

I assume the number 88 is his birth year so it’s not a kid who got shamed into deleting his account. It was a grown man.

Was that fan not aware that of any former professional basketball player, Charles Barkley is the one who has actually thrown someone through a plate glass window, and when asked by the judge if he had any regrets, said yes, I wish I had been on a higher floor?

I would say “boondoggle” rather than purely “scam.” You can make the spending look like it’s helping a cause (Athlete A traveled to Chicago to visit the children at XXX Hospital. That was 15 minutes of a trip that was really about spending time with his sidepiece.)

Oh thank god. You’ve just reminded me that a significant portion of them DO yell 12th man on a regular basis. Now I’m fine with what’s happening.

I think companies need to be penalized for reporting false flags. That is the only way this kind of things are less likely to happen.

This type of response is why these posts exist. Go beat your kids some more.

Hillary Clinton aided Craig James with killing five hookers.

pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

The Atlanta Braves have axed Fredi González.

Pray that Jed Vader doesn’t alter it any further.

I come for the recap, I stay for the angry Cardinals fans in the comments.

Poor timing considering I don’t think House Bolton is going to make it through season 6.

What about for our friends in India? Is there a setting for allowing drivers to drive on whatever side of the road they damn well please?

I heard the panel gap was pretty pathetic...typical American build quality. It even leaked fuel just sitting still.