A roommate of mine sold his car to another person, but didn’t get it smogged per CA law. After the buyer fiddled and tinkered with the car, posting all the work he was doing on his personal public blog, the car didn’t pass the smog check. He threatened to sue, and then, for some crazy reason, had his mom call my…

Why isn’t this getting more stars?

“pastor’s wife” is almost a unique occupation of its own, whether the woman wants it or not.

Oh, you are so deprived. A good sweet potato pie is just divine. And if you have black friends and their grandma is making a sweet potato pie, do anything you can to get a slice - knock over children, stab your friend, whatever. They’ll understand.

No, the moral is your brother is a piece of shit. Thank you for serving though.

Some housing associations and neighborhoods have strict requirements for the upkeep of the lawns and such, and people who do not follow them are subject to fines. So you’re fined if you use too much water and fined if your lawn is yellow. Hence the painted lawns.

“We beg to defer.” 1982 Cal football squad (with assist from Stanfurd band).

Happy Gilmore, dude.

Can’t find anything online for that - sounds like a great article for someone to write up. I’m guessing Hail Marys get higher win probabilities since the offense was in a position to win, so this sort of madness. Even great defensive plays probably have a higher win probability, so it’ll just have to be special teams…

Money talks? Good for him.

Prosecutors usually enjoy so many advantages, they don’t have to play their A-game as often and get worked by competent defense counsels. Just think - they cherry-pick cases where they will win or are really high profile, defendants are usually desperate and can’t afford to waste time with jail/court system, public…

Brilliant idea. This would fix many things within the police departments very quickly. Too good a solution to implement in real life, unfortunately.

Cost of rent in Indianapolis is probably much much less than in NYC.

One argument made for defined roles (not that I agree) is that the players respond better and can be mentally prepared when they know exactly what situations they will be called upon to play/pitch.

One would think this line of reasoning goes out the window in the playoffs, when all players should be ready at all…

Shit, just laughed out loud on a conference call and forgot to mute.

The buzzer is a major problem as it is the same old system they’ve had forever - basically, you can’t ring in until Alex stops talking, when someone in the back pushes a button, allowing the buzzers to ring in. If you buzz in too early, it won’t work, and if you buzz in at the exact same time as any of the others, it…

Wow... why do those free-loading Canadians get better flavors than us? The US ones all sucked. I’d like to try the PEI scalloped potatoes or the butter chicken. Those flavors may be easier to fuse onto a potato chip than the shit we got.