Of course Trump can’t be bothered to have a reusable water bottle

Ive been having a debate for some time that Huey Lewis is better than Billy Joel. Billy Joel is so boring and his music has not aged well. Get him out of here and get Huey on the list!

arnt the tires supposed to roll? 

Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive

Should “clapping along” at a concert be punishable by death?