There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Jeff Fisher looks like he was hired for a job as a NASCAR crew chief, and somehow got on the wrong bus in Houston and never told anyone about the mixup.

“It’s not about to get easier. Dallas’s next two games are nationally televised matchups against the Buccaneers and Lions, both currently in the playoff picture.”

Cleveland won a title.

I’ve been hit in the balls during fights before, just sends me into a blind rage. You’re best off just airmailing some people a few rows down and having them be someone else’s issue.

Just how tight was this ski suit?

I remember asking my father as a child (I think around 4th grade) why he never videotaped my school concerts or performances like the other parents (back in the day of giant camcorders, which we didn’t own). And he replied, “All week you’ve been complaining about this stupid concert, and now you want me to videotape…

I was reading this wondering what the big deal was? Sounds like winter.

Technically on the 19th if you know what I mean.

Even she had to appreciate the bobbleheads given away that night, though.

In Montreal today a bus crashed. But don’t worry the mayor guy (pronounced ghee because he’s French) is sending more buses!

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

+2 for flinching

For wilfully turning a blind eye to young people hurting each other, Asiata faces a possible sentence of 20-40 years coaching college football.

A guy named Mike who wants to “nuke the gays” will temporarily fill in while the head man is out of commission. Thank goodness this is only football and not any sort of consequential situation.

The 31-year-old Torontonian commemorated his recent vasectomy with a celebratory photo shoot. In one photo, he tenderly cradles a head of kale like a green, leafy infant.

Honestly couldn’t care less about tweetstorms but God Damn is that gif majestic!

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.