They could’ve hired a black model.

He’s making fun of Latinos, right?

I feel you, Mr. President. I wish I could jump out this bitch too.

Same

Suddenly, I feel a lot less embarrassed by every embarrassing thing I’ve ever done.

I’m kinda confused why Urkel Antwerp gets so much screen time on Jez. Am I mising something?

Yes! The real story is that the woman played by Taraji says she simply refused to use the colored bathrooms. She defied the rules and always used the white bathrooms. How powerful would it have been to see her make that decision? To see a surprised white woman checking her hair in the mirror or something? They…

Also, you are missing the basic point that even though she was playing within a long-established system of high pay for speaking engagements, the system itself is inherently corrupt — realistically, what are the benefits arch-capitalists expect that motivate them to routinely pay six figures for a 20-minute…

I didn’t make a hyperbolic statement. I am not calling Hillary “the devil.” I merely explained why HRC had conflicts in speaking that do not apply to other retired officials. A “special” standard has not been applied to her. As I mentioned above, the rules of ethics requires parties to not only avoid actual ethical…

Kansas City is absolutely a case study in how white people will go to extremes to maintain de facto segregation.

She really has to be over the top with this, so we all forget that it was only last year she was engaging in a full-on passive aggressive campaign against her husband’s (supposedly numerous) mistresses.

These photos are all so weird and dumb and they’re just what we need right now.

People were cracking me up yesterday on tumblr, calling it TWINS: The Visual Pregnancy.

So she just bought a bunch of shit at Michael’s and rolled around in it?

The distinctions with HRC is that she did the speeches knowing she was most likely going to make a run for the presidency, her hosts also knew she was likely to run, and the fees she commanded were especially high. It could be argued that the reason the hosts were willing to pay those high fees is that they had…

I’m very happy for Mrs. Carter and her family, but that photo looks like it was put together by a not particularly talented 8th grade photography student with no budget.

I’ve been looking at it for a minute trying to decide if it’s all just a joke and was totally suppose to be that awkward. Awkward family photos are basically an art form at this point.

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I would have liked this match up if Drake didn’t fuck with Swift and JLO. Nicki, get the dick and then bounce.

I would say the main difference between the two, is that person’s sex/gender hinges on biological factors like hormones (and quite possibly development in utero), and there are significant genetic differences between a male and a female. Meanwhile, there are no genetic markers for race, meaning that there is no…