omg

I watched the show for the first time this season last night and the only person who didn’t make me want to gag myself was Rachel. She can do so much better than Nick. I want her to be the next Bachelorette.

I am also FIRMLY team Rachel. But I hope that she is the next Bachelorette, not the winner of this season. She’s waaaaay out of Nick’s league. I’m just afraid that if she were the bachelorette, she’d have to date 24 personal trainers!

Can we talk about how Corinne appeared in a 2 Chainz video 5 years ago? Has this already been discussed?

also because his voice is the fucking worst

Totally. I think they’ve realized that he comes off much better when he’s seen interacting with ladies i.e. he’s not putting on this weird “poor me, look how cute I am” character he does in confessionals/interviews. His dates with Vanessa and Rachel actually kind of made me... like him? (Or at least I don’t think he’s…

taylor doesn’t even like nick. she just likes being right.

Oh, but you see, she didn’t lie, lie. Some third party lied and she just went along with it on the stand because she was poor and uneducated and didn’t know the difference between a lie and the truth. By golly, she didn’t know anything about this kerfuffle until she got to the courthouse. She thought they’d asked her…

There are few disturbing things in this interview.

But she’s a fragile, feminine, white woman, you see. They are never responsible.

She should feel guilty.

Congrats to Ciara on her new deal ... was expecting news that we could all celebrate. But good for you Cici!

That was North Carolina. Neither Carolina has a sterling record in racial issues.

Meanwhile, Swift is going through her parallel agonies, exposing a single boob, as though to say, “My heart is under here.”

It’s not even about taste, though; the thing production looks low budget.

The Hills was beautifully shot, at least. For Mariah to be so goddamn rich, this looks like a high school production. I don’t get it.

Yes. It just reminds me of conversations I have had in this vein, and how stupid I/we must have looked. The rocking, omg, the rocking.

This is amazing.

This is good. Though I gotta say, I’m not impressed with Emma Stone representing Asians. /s

I’m a Black woman from Boston so I’m very here for this.