This thing is going to blow more trannies than a chruch trip to Thailand.

I mean, in the moment, something has to happen. The plane needs to take off, they need to get him off the plane, and sorry, but he CAN rebook his patients. I’ve had doctors do it to me. He can rebook his patients but the plane literally can’t take off until he gets out and it sucks that he was randomly selected.

“[A]n immature and stupid response that literally could not have ended any other way.” What an impressively succinct encapsulation of exactly the type of reflexive bootlickery Burneko denounced in his piece. And the nice thing is, you can make literally the same exact argument in favor of literally any act of defiance…

You’re right, its easier just to drone strike them.

I can wear anything I want, sure, but if my flight is delayed or cancelled I’m SOL. Let’s not pretend airline rules are anything but arbitrary and designed to benefit airlines only, not passengers

Because this is America in 2017. We lent the airlines billions of dollars to help them stay in business after September 11th, most of which has never been paid back, and this is how they treat paying customers now.

David made it 1,300 miles farther than 99.999% of people ever could with that project.

So a racist Nazi-loving asshole can’t get along with a Jewish douche with no experience in government? Gasp! I am shocked! SHOCKED!!!!!

Yes. Sell single-payer as a tax cut for business.

In 20 years I can guarantee you no one will know nor care about Ed Sheeran or Bruno Mars anymore.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

Because for all of our other advancements and changes over the years, we still hold firm to using the unnecessary and outmoded electoral college.

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

“I assume everyone in the NBA is going to try and dunk on him because of his shitheel dad.”

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To answer your first question, Sessions would probably be OK with the more tanned elves being rounded up.

Where is your rule of law?

Our government will not change until the influence of corporate entities and their money is no longer effectual. In theory, with its history of social concerns, the Democrats could manifest such a government, but most of them are just as corrupt as the Republicans, if not so amorally inclined.

You know what, I respect the way the “Freedom Caucus” has handled this. Yeah, you can read this as the plan not being cruel enough for them, which is true. But it’s also the case that it didn’t do what they wanted out of the deal. They think that Obamacare is a terrible law for a variety of reasons. But the Ryan bill…